It Happens To The Best Of Us
Seriously, it happens to the best of us. You may not believe what I am about to tell you, but I promise you, it’s true. Every single human being on this planet, has the capability to do this thing known as pass gas. Or as it’s frequently called, farting. We all do it. Every. Single. One. Of. Us.
For a lot of people, including myself, we like to hide the fact that we fart. We want it to be a secret. When I was in middle school, a group of guys had actually believed that girls can’t and don’t fart. But, we do, sorry to inform you. A fart from a girl can be just as bad as from a guy. They can stink, really bad. From experience, I can be at home, watching a movie with my family, and just let one rip. Next thing I know, it’s only me on the couch. As disturbing as it is, it’s fact.
Something that tends to be difficult for a lot of people, if not everyone, is letting it loose in front of others. This obviously excludes your family. You’ve lived with them for years and years, you should be capable of letting it loose in front of them.
My dad likes to “crop-dust.’ For those of you who are unfamiliar with this term, it means to spray powdered or liquid insecticide or fertilizer on crops, especially from the air. This definition is referring to legitimate crops, however, in the sense of farting, you take a person’s head, put it next to or under your butt, and let a large one rip. My dad is known for this. If you get caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, you’re basically screwed.
For relationships it’s even harder. I don’t fart in front of my boyfriend. It’s too early for that. I want to give it time before I allow him to smell my awful farts. I don’t know if he has in front of me, I don’t think so. If he has, he does a really good job at hiding it. So if that’s the case, I applaud him. I will admit, I let the tiny ones, or the ones you can get away with, out but nothing more than that. After asking quite a few people, I got all different answers. Some say that we should wait at least 4-5 months, while others said it depends on the person. So, I’m gonna say, fart when you’re ready. Make that a motto. “Don’t fart until you love with all your heart.” This picture below will say it all!
Wow... You speak the truth. Honestly, farting is a natural process! Your informal tone helped the reader feel relaxed during this awkward topic. I enjoyed the moments of humor and irony, and the saying at the end of the blog: "Don't fart until you love with all your heart." The picture at the end of the post also adds further humor. Your explanation of how your dad farts made me want to laugh and cringe at the same time. Sadly, I think all dads pull "fart stunts" like that. All in all, you did a good job!
ReplyDeleteI love your humor and honesty in this blog post because it made me want to read more because I laughed. I like that you picked this topic because I have never read a blog with the same topic before, so that makes you a unique writer!
ReplyDeleteI loved how this was such a unique blog post. Honestly, I don't think I'd be able to write about a topic like this, not on a blog anyway, but you did such a good job at it! It all made me laugh because it was so relatable!
ReplyDeleteI love the whole message behind this blog post! It's so hilarious and it's definitely not what I expected the blog to be about when I read the title. The part about farting in front of a significant other is very well-said too (if it helps, one of my guy friends said he likes when girls are comfortable enough around him to fart or burp because they're just normal bodily functions)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAH wow i love this because its something girls hate talking about and your so open with it. Its so true and honest because farting is so natural yet we hold it in all the time instead of just letting it go ya know. And i liked how you related it to relationships because that is such a big step lol
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha great topic, something we can definately all relate to! We should all be more open about our farts. Only critism is to balance the post a little more, it felt a bit introduction heavy.
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